I have been tasked with writing on a subject that I have
let myself become obsessed with. I have for some time been obsessed
with UFOs. Oh, not the idea of UFOs themselves, but with the cultural
phenomenon that has cropped-up since their inception. The idea that I
find so fascinating is that if the UFO community is correct in their
assumptions about these objects, this planet is being visited by
extra-terrestrial life which exhibits manned or unmanned flight craft,
and therefore are intelligent. If this is true, it would be the single
greatest revelation of science, religion and mankind's place in the
universe. However, working on the position that UFOs are entirely
nonexistent, that is even more fascinating to me than the prospect of
intelligent life elsewhere.
Most myths are based off a
previously-established lore that one person or another created to
explain something unexplainable. Creation myths, and the like. Most
creature myths that are popular today are established through incredible
stories or encounters with various cryptozoology, but the modern-day
obsession with vampires and zombies operates on the assumption that the
creatures being idealized in such various works of fiction as young
adult novels and B-movies are taken to not be real. The mythology of
the faerie world or immortals and magic consist of fanciful
impossibilities to make real the power of nature, but the mythology of
UFOs only works because the people behind the perpetuation of the myth
take it to be real.
Fans of vampires and wizards can
understand that they are seeing their objects of adoration at a certain
level of being outside the work itself and heightened to that level in
order to perceive the idealization and various tropes and pitfalls of
that myth's genre, but UFOs mythology demands participation from the
reader, asking that a side be taken, a side of light where the truth
exists and is revealed, or a side of taking everything at face-value and
assuming the UFO myth to be entirely bunk.
Unlike other myths, UFOs not only offer the idea of their creatures as a possible reality, but the ability to defy the stories being fictitious is seen as an interactive necessity of the believers of such myths. The denial that they are anything but real is a part of the ritual of becoming involved in the stories. Perhaps that is why the modern myth of UFOs is so fascinating, that, if fake, it would have been a perpetual hoax perpetrated on random believers as the mechanism through which the myth evolved. Unlike other myths, UFOs draw in the reader into the actual world, using reality as its set and setting, this involves the reader in real-time, presenting them with the possibility that they are living within the "other world" of faerie princes and ogres, and that this awakening to pass through the veil is symbolized through abduction cases or by the reader being awakened to the truth: that his/her reality was the myth, and UFO are the subsequent reality.
As for the existence of UFOs themselves, I find it fascinating that UFO reports are received and corroborated by the Mexican government, and the country has some of the highest rates for UFO sightings, and yet not a single abduction case in history. It would appear abductions are a region-specific social phenomena, occurring only in the United States.
One Fine Day...
Friday, April 27, 2012
The Sequel, Resplendent
Why do sequels exist? I
have been gradually coming to terms with the justification of
sequels, being brought slowly to enlightenment more and more through
each story I read. I have started this semester loathing sequels,
regarding them as folly and fluff, something to fill up time, but
nothing substantial nor significant. I saw no true reason for their
existence, either as serialized editions of previous plots, serving
to extend our time in a story that has already been fully realized,
or as a re-imagining of themes, motifs and archetypal characters that
may differ in critical aspects from the original, but the literary
rebirth of such tales often results in a lack-luster replica, a
shadow of the original story. But as I delved deeper into the
origins of stories, I was able to understand the driving logic and
simplicity in reasoning that warrant the function of sequels.
Sequels exist to bring
our society, as a collective, to a newer level of consciousness by
changing the original story to better reflect
the status quo, updating the material to compensate for
developing social mythologies while staying relevant, and bringing us
to a heightened sense of awareness of that social mythology. Sequels
also come to fruition through what Frye calls “kidnapping”
romance, a general repurposing of stories to suit the best interests
of the ruling class. They also represent the cyclical nature in
life, their renewal is reflexive of the human pattern of life and
death.
At first I saw sequels
as unnecessary in all their forms: books, television, cinema, even
the renewal of the bell-bottom jeans fad. The recreation of supposed
classics was an affront to the power of the originals, I felt. How
many hackneyed revisions of The Christmas Carol must I endure? Did
all these screenwriters and directors really think their vision of
Charles Dickens' novel was so pure that it warranted the creation of
yet another? Sequels were, to me, one of the worst things a member
of a creative community could muster, the simple and easy way out, it
had seemed. Yet as I came to know more of it, I found that all
stories are related. I started to see an image materialize before
me, a massive matte with random colors dabbing at the surface, a sea
of random paints, but as I draw back and distance myself from what
I've been so intent to study closely, I see that the points of color
create a painting. I am able to stand back from myself and see the
image, a sea of stories, all seemingly independent, but inexorably
connected.
I felt stories which
assumed a premise that was previously explored were trite and
creatively-starved enough to simply steal material, but I have come
to know it is not the drops of color that matter, not the place or
setting or even characters, but that final painting, that sea of
stories, the context, the ultimate mechanism of the story. Not the
moving parts—they matter little—but the sum of its parts, create
the machine. I was soon to find that even the best stories which
endure centuries and equate lessons that we may take to heart to this
day, were not all originals. The legends of King Arthur astounded me
to this day, but keeping in the tones of divine lineage, death and
rebirth and all the other similarities, I found the stories, while
different in form, are parallel in function to the stories of Christ.
Each collection of tales brings us through the personal journey of
man redeeming his own soul, but each reflects the societal norm in a
different way, one based off the guilt-based culture that
Christianity is typically indoctrinated with, the other meant to
idealize the natural higher morality of the chivalric courts of the
ruling class. They sing the same song, but who they sing to seems to
have the greatest effect on the lyrics. I noticed that Frye had
remarked that Lord of the Flies was originally meant to be a
parody of The Coral Island. The two stories share strikingly
similar qualities in their topics, but because of the way in which
they are presented to us, one with decidedly better character
development and recurrence of themes, one withstands the test of time
as being prescribed in more English classrooms than the other. I
used to feel that using a previously told story to create a new one
was deplorable and lazy, but sometimes the re-conceptualization of
stories with strong ideas and concepts can be told better a second
time by another author.
Not only is it often
worth creating sequels to assure that important concepts are realized
with more appropriate words, but often we need to update older
stories to keep them relevant. It has been said that Jesus what
quite the humorist, but his jokes and merriment don't entirely
translate while keeping their context from biblical times. This
concept can be seen in almost any Disney animated movie. They take a
popular children's story and reshape it into a family-friendly
rendition. They remove the death from Hans Christian Andersen's The
Little Mermaid, they remove the scenes with the huntsman from Snow
White, they purify and reduce the stories, but in doing so they also
make the story available to a wider range of people than the original
would have.
Frye talks of the social
mythology that pervades us all. We are constantly bombarded by
peers, parents and all sorts of people to have unconscious
expectations, supposedly positioned into particular prejudices.
Without reading a single word, we live in a world, already
constructed with anticipation for what we have been lead to believe
ought to happen. We read everything through a screen of our own
personal opinion, what Fry calls our “subliterary nine-tenths” of
verbal experience and literary study. The social mythology of
romance is a simple one with obvious tropes of love and preset
expected archetypes of romantic figures, so we begin to identify and
even trust the eventual appearance of such characters. When watching
a Bond film, the audience typically knows there will be a chase scene
and James will get the girl. It's become so anticipated, yet the
action itself still rouses suspense. In realizing the social
mythologies in romance are so silly, frivolous and oftentimes
outright absurd, we bring ourselves to a new level of awareness
through the recognition of these overused topos that have become the
precedents of romance.
Sequels also serve the
purpose of updating our well-known stories for newer generations, but
not for as innocent a reason as to better
reflect the status quo. In medieval times we see this
manifest itself in the Christian reworking of the traditional stories
in the lands they sought to establish their religion. The Green
Knight helped preserve the old ways, the respect for nature, but in
stories of Gawain and King Arthur's court, we clearly see a Christian
influence, each member of the court attributing their strength and
victories as God's divine will, not a shift in the story to better
attain the state of affairs among the common man, but to establish
courtly rule as the right order, not only through the heroic and
chivalric code of conduct with which all the men of the court conduct
themselves, but through the epic adventures of such knights, and
their powers always derived from prayer and following the rule of
order, seemingly divine in nature. This served not only to establish
England's reign as willed by God, but gave the ruling class and royal
families a level of morality mirrored in the stories as divine.
Lastly, sequels exist
for the sake of their mechanism, not the story itself. Within
romance we see that most actions observed are highly ritualized.
That is what true romance is, not the details of what was said, but
how it was said. The ritualistic fashion of chivalric courts, the
process of wooing a young woman, the journey of the hero, the
portrayal of jousts, the rescuing of of the damsel and the defeat of
the pirates: these are all expected modes of operation. It is this
ritualization of action that makes it possible to see the simplified
forms of real life, to categorize and segment the social acts into
forms of ritual and thus raise ourselves to that higher level and be
able to both recognize and understand the social mythology present in
the work. There is a cyclical nature to the act of telling a sequel,
were the sequel itself serves a function by being the realization of
the endlessly renewing cycle of human life. Like a soap opera or
serialized stories, sequels represent the unending rebirth that is
humanity while being themselves a rebirth of older narratives,
through these recurring storytelling conventions, the indefinite
continuity of life itself is ever present within the reborn, the
renewed, the sequel, resplendent.
Monday, April 23, 2012
Madis and Amera
Once upon a time, there lived a couple
who tried very hard to live happily ever after. It was always said in
their youths that they were meant to be, both being sorcerers gifted with
powerful magics. Unfortunately, though their powerful magics afforded them
many methods to enhance their lives, the spell of eternal youth was unknown to
them. So it was that they grew old together and as they grew older their
skills in magic grew stronger and more lofty with each passing year until they
had become distant towards one another, absorbed in their own quest for
knowledge in increasingly more powerful magics. And in each passing kiss
they parted, they knew more and more of the demarcation of age. This
frustrated the couple greatly, as they had mastery over many primal forces,
unbound by the limits of man, yet still eternally trapped by the trappings of
old age. They lived in a small cottage which had perched atop the narrow
hillside overlooking the town of Gramen for ninety-nine years and a day, until,
after spending almost the entirety of their lives together, the poor couple,
having grown tired of looking into each other's aging faces, the sorcerers
decided it was time to learn all they could about youth and beauty. So it
was, in the hopes that they might master their own eternal youth, the couple
donned disguises of poor beggars with an effortless wave of their arms and a
few simple incantations.
In the town of Gramen there lived many a youth, some of which beautiful, and many a beauty, some of which young, but of them all, no two were as infallibly gorgeous as the butcher's daughter, Amera and the glass maker's son, Madis. The two shared golden eyes, pooled from beads of honey, cream-colored skin of an unnatural alabaster white, and luminous sheets of hair which danced alight in the softest breeze like loosened spools of silk. The two had never known each other and never walked together, but the comparison was always drawn by the townsfolk, when beauty was brought into conversation. Everyone knew of the exceptional beauty of both the glass maker's son and the butcher's daughter, but none could decipher which of the two were more radiant, so often the townspeople would break into arguments over the matter, and it was during one such debate that the sorcerer and sorceress had been walking past, in their guises of elderly old beggars (though their true visage were just as decrepit.) They stood, listening to the men and women describe this account of such beauty, so impossible and breathtaking that it must have been divine. The couple glanced at one another and both knew what must happen next. The old man cleared his rusty throat and extended a bony hand into the gathering, getting their attention.
In the town of Gramen there lived many a youth, some of which beautiful, and many a beauty, some of which young, but of them all, no two were as infallibly gorgeous as the butcher's daughter, Amera and the glass maker's son, Madis. The two shared golden eyes, pooled from beads of honey, cream-colored skin of an unnatural alabaster white, and luminous sheets of hair which danced alight in the softest breeze like loosened spools of silk. The two had never known each other and never walked together, but the comparison was always drawn by the townsfolk, when beauty was brought into conversation. Everyone knew of the exceptional beauty of both the glass maker's son and the butcher's daughter, but none could decipher which of the two were more radiant, so often the townspeople would break into arguments over the matter, and it was during one such debate that the sorcerer and sorceress had been walking past, in their guises of elderly old beggars (though their true visage were just as decrepit.) They stood, listening to the men and women describe this account of such beauty, so impossible and breathtaking that it must have been divine. The couple glanced at one another and both knew what must happen next. The old man cleared his rusty throat and extended a bony hand into the gathering, getting their attention.
"Why, surely these being are as
angels?" The man croaked.
"An angel's sight would be crude if you aim to compare how pleasing the forms are to the eye," spoke a man.
"Well, surely they stumble when they walk and do not seek their homes among the clouds?" Said the old man.
"Sure enough, they may as well live in God's kingdom—how often we may rest our eyes on their grace."
"How do you mean?" Scratched the old throat of the beggar woman.
"'Tis a feast for the senses, their supple forms, but, alas, our joy in watching them grows farther apart with each blessing," said a woman.
"Aye, always a shame when the wealthy keep their riches to themselves. You'd think their parents would understand the whole point of owning treasure is to show it off," complained some old Sea-Hand.
It was true as it was unfortunate, but the parents of each child had both lost their spouses to the West Leak wars, and have since become hardened and shied away from the world. It was the unnatural beauty of these offspring that poured their parents fear and love into a mighty river, sweeping their children safely away from the world.
"An angel's sight would be crude if you aim to compare how pleasing the forms are to the eye," spoke a man.
"Well, surely they stumble when they walk and do not seek their homes among the clouds?" Said the old man.
"Sure enough, they may as well live in God's kingdom—how often we may rest our eyes on their grace."
"How do you mean?" Scratched the old throat of the beggar woman.
"'Tis a feast for the senses, their supple forms, but, alas, our joy in watching them grows farther apart with each blessing," said a woman.
"Aye, always a shame when the wealthy keep their riches to themselves. You'd think their parents would understand the whole point of owning treasure is to show it off," complained some old Sea-Hand.
It was true as it was unfortunate, but the parents of each child had both lost their spouses to the West Leak wars, and have since become hardened and shied away from the world. It was the unnatural beauty of these offspring that poured their parents fear and love into a mighty river, sweeping their children safely away from the world.
It was in the late September when Amera's father had
fiercely twisted his ankle and despite his wholehearted pleas not to, Amera
insisted that she run his deliveries for the day. She was soon on her
way, delivering an unremarkable brown paper wrapper. She had rang the
doorbell expecting nothing in particular, but when Madis peered from behind the
door, slowly peeling it back, she realized her life had changed forever.
Standing before her was the most inexplicably handsome man she had ever laid
her eyes upon. Her eyes swallowed back tears as she presented the box
towards him with a slow, shaking motion. He, in turn, had opened the
door, expecting little, but being astounded by no less the absolute pinnacle of
physical attainment, this unerring goddess of resplendence. He stood in
admiration and silence for but a moment before speaking "I think I'm
falling in love with you."To which the young girl replied
"I know I'm falling in love with you."
They stared lovingly into each others eyes before the girl
had to part to finish her deliveries. The couple vowed to see each other
again. The girl tries to kiss the boy, but he turns away and blushes, his
face turning bright red.
It was soon after this that the sorceress came upon Madis's
house. She peered inside, and seeing the most remarkable looking boy
inside, her interests in attaining such beauty were forgotten. Suddenly
she desired only the taste of his lips and she vowed she would have it. She
decided her disguise was likely to repulse the young man, and so she took the
shape of a beautiful young lady, but the magic would last but a half-minute, so
when he came to the door she burst over his threshold, wrapped her arms around
him and slathered him with wet, lustful kisses for thirty seconds, before
running away, giggling. The boy was blood-red in the face when she left,
and he quite protested the whole ordeal, or would have, had his lips been free
to do so.
Meanwhile, the sorcerer had found out the address of the
girl who he heard so much about, and without even hesitating, hid behind the
door to ambush Amera with kisses when she returned. Amera entered the
door and was covered in the lips and tongue of an amorous old lecher.
He didn't even bother to use magic to hide his face for he was but a few
quick moments and then gone out the door, the poor girl left dazed and
humiliated.
The old sorcerer ran gleefully down the road until he ran
into a giggling old woman. He immediately recognized his wife and become
concerned with her laughter. "What brings you into so good a
mood?" He asked. "Have you found the secret to eternal
beauty?"
"If I ever had a need for such a thing," exclaimed
the sorceress.
"What mean you by this? Have you not the knowledge
we came to attain?"
"I have failed, husband. And I have laid my eyes on
another."
"What say you? You have abandoned your task,
woman?"
"I have found it!"
"How are we to be rid ourselves of these
shattered shells if you cannot comply?"
"I have need no longer of your old bones or decrepit
disposition, for I have found my breast alight with a new love!"
"But you are nothing without me!"
"You are nothing, even with yourself!"
"A plague on your head, woman! I too have little
need for your forked tongue and meager offerings, for I have also found a lover
beyond compare!"
"Go have it, then, if you think any will take your
dusty old tome."
"As you have not the skill or mind to master youth
magics, surely your efforts will be doubled to mine!"
And so the two stormed off, each seeking their new lovers,
but before either reached their destination, they paused in reflection of
what the other had said. They both resolved that they were unlikely to
ever woo the boy or girl by their own merit, and both fell into depression.
However, like most magic married couples, they both refused to be bested
by the other, and so resolved to disrupt the each other's affairs, rather than
intend to commit their own.
And so it was that they left, each to commit their jealous acts, intent to hurt
or trap the poor children. It was not long before the Amera, remembering
her vow to see Madis once more, left the safety of her father’s house to go
looking for flowers to pick for the boy. But soon she became forlorn, for
none of the flowers she had gathered bare any semblance of beauty she beheld in
Madis. It was at this time that the sorceress had caught up with her,
and, intending to trick the girl, approached. The old woman’s visage at
first frightened Amera, but seeing the posture and frailty of the old woman,
Amera felt no threat.
“Good morrow, kind youngster,” rasped the old woman.
“Good morrow, ma’am.” Amera knelt beside the woman
draped in beggar’s clothes. “Is there anything I might help you with?”
“Nay!” barked the hag. “But I can divine through my
magics that you are in need.”
“You have powers, true, if you can see so.”
“Ah, yes, you seek a flower whose beauty drives the eyes and
nose mad with delight?”
“Yes, yes! If there were such a thing, gladly I would
seek it.”
“Ah, then luck be yours, young thing! I am the
sorceress, Hitna! Surely you have heard of my renown as a conjurer of the
highest caliber? Being a diviner of many sacred and hidden artifacts, I
happen to have in my knowledge the only known whereabouts of the shuck-skinned
cannabra, the rarest of flowers whose rareness is only outmatched by its
breathtaking beauty. If you will seek it, I have no qualms in telling you
the location, for I see you may only intend to use it for good.”
Amera agreed, and Hitna began to describe in great detail
how she will find the grounds where the flower grows. Amera went off in
search of the plant, following the paths behind the hills and walking where the
water runs upstream, just as instructed, until she came across a great
clearing, veiled as it was by a thick shroud of fog, and just as she was
entering the clearing, she was set upon by some lashing beast. It pushed
her to the ground and lashed at her with its whip-like tendrils, embracing and
beating her all at once, until, once it was certain the fight had gone from
her, it chucked her into a large, wooden cage, suspended above its head, curled
up beneath the cage and fell fast asleep.
Hitna had come to learn that the Side-Eyes Mistfiend was a monster of
unsual strength that ate only the flesh and hearts of beautiful virgin women.
Madis went out the following morning, looking for the girl
he loved, but could not seem to find her. He went to her father’s house
but she hadn’t been home all night. This filled the boy with an
overwhelming sadness that sunk his heart deep into an ocean of heavy black
abyss. It was at this time that the old sorcerer had found Madis, and had
overheard that Amera was missing, he also overheard Madis confess his love for
the butcher’s daughter. So, the sorcerer approached.
“Young man,” he snarled.
“Yes, o beggar?”
“I fear the graveness of whatever it could be that would
turn so pretty a face into such a sullen mess. Is there a matter with
which I may assist you?”
“Yay, though there be little a beggar man like you may do.”
“Ah, bolster thyself, young man, for you are in the presence
of Feral, the strongest magician in all the land, and surely in Gramen.
Through my powers of manipulation I may see that is at hand, and no matter of
even the smallest importance may pass me by. For instance I know you seek
a beautiful young maiden, do you not?”
The boy was astounded, and after a few tricky words, Feral told Madis that the girl he seeks was captured by a neighboring village of Beram and forced to work in their brothel of some prestige. In a mad rage and fit of passion, Madis set off, running full speed to the next town over. When he arrived he headed straight for the golden-gilded gate of Beram’s Brothel. He confronted the guard who told him that he was under strict orders not to let anyone enter who isn’t a client or a girl working there. Madis pleaded with the guard but to no avail. Heartbroken, he began to return home.
The boy was astounded, and after a few tricky words, Feral told Madis that the girl he seeks was captured by a neighboring village of Beram and forced to work in their brothel of some prestige. In a mad rage and fit of passion, Madis set off, running full speed to the next town over. When he arrived he headed straight for the golden-gilded gate of Beram’s Brothel. He confronted the guard who told him that he was under strict orders not to let anyone enter who isn’t a client or a girl working there. Madis pleaded with the guard but to no avail. Heartbroken, he began to return home.
Feral had followed him there, intending to gut his belly and
leave him for dead along the road between towns, but every time he had seen the
boy in sillouette, something powerful rose from inside him, pangs of guilt at
the thought of destroying so beautiful a creature. And so the sorcerer
resolved that the wouldn’t kill the boy.
“Has the fire in your belly been so easily put out?”
Came a voice. “Surely you did not think my magic limited to mere
soothsaying? Here, I have a gift, only for you, and to ensure your
entrance into the house that you have been bared from.” Said Feral, as he
extended a hand to the young man, demanding something to grasp. The magic
demands a sacrifice, you must understand.
“Of what sort?” the boy retorted. Feral told him that
he required few items, all of which are easily parted with. First the
sorcerer asked for the boy’s hunting knife, and in return gave him a wooden
bowl. The sorcerer instructed him to sing a song into the bowl, and as
his did, Madis felt his height fall as he became shorter. Then Feral told
him to remove his shoes, and being so desperate to free Amera, he
complied. In return he was given a bracelet, which he was asked to wear.
Immediately after slipping it on, he felt his face stubble shrink into his
cheeks and his arms and legs grew longer. Finally, he was given a brush,
and told to brush his hair ninety nine times. At this point he was leery
of the magic being employed by this old man, but having given his heart to
Amera, he vowed to finish. He did as was instructed, and in doing so, his
body gradually shifted out into rising buttocks, conforming hips and an amble
bosom began to sprout on his form.
“What’s happening to me?!” His voice shrieked in a shrill
crack he wasn’t used to.
“You’ve done well away with your old life,” cackled the old
man, grabbing Madis by the arm.
“I don’t understand, what is happening to me?” Cried the
girl.
“You are not to be her prize, I won’t have it.
I’ll sooner see you condemned to a life of lewdness.”
Feral dragged the screaming young woman past the guard and
sold her permanent companionship to the brothel’s owner. The owner set
her to work right away, to be trained in the arts of lovemaking. The
sorcerer was sad to see her go, however. For as Madis had been the most
extraordinary beauty as a man, so to was he as a woman, and the poor old
sorcerer was finding himself regretting having sold her. He soon resolved
to have this new astonishing beauty for his own. So, intending to don the guise of a prince,
the old man first took the shape of a random passerby, being sure to let the
guard within earshot when he talked of the young prince from a neighboring
province being quite keen on buying women from famous Brothels in the region.
Hitna had knowingly deceived Amera, tricking her to wander
the hunting grounds of the dreaded Side-Eyes Mistfiend. The Side-Eyes
Mistfiend is a tall blue creature made of sinew and tight flesh draped over the
carcass of some rotten thing. It had six eyes, all on the same side of
its toothy face. One eye has the power to see everything there is in the
dark, but can only see in the dark. Another can see through and only in
the day. One in and only in the mud, one in blizzards, one in water, and
his sixth eye never opened.
Hitna soon, however, felt herself set upon by some pangs of
grief and regret, and even as she schemed to have Amera’s life taken by the
beast, she fondly remembered the immaculate beauty she beheld in Amera, and in
doing so resolved she would save such a gift, not allow her to die, but be of
no interest to her husband.
So Hitna returned the morning after and seeing the sobbing
Amera, cloaked her form in magic as to appear as if a toad of unusual size and
told her this: “Dear child, have you need?”
“Yes,” sobbed the girl.
“I have been caught by this wicked fiend and fear my end draws near.”
“Fear not,” croaked the giant toad, for I know of this
creature’s ways and may help you find yourself free of such a prison. I am a toad and have very little to be glad
for, but if you are willing to part with some pointless parcels, I will give
you all I know.”
Amera agreed and the toad took out from behind its back a
small sack, gilded with satin and a golden weave. It asked her for her jade earrings, and she
promptly gave them up. The toad reached
into the sack and pulled out a giant leaf, many times larger than the sack,
covered with a thick pile of black powder and began to fan it furiously. A black cloud overcame the thicket and it was
pitch black and dark as night.
“Now the creature will not stir today, for it sleeps always
in the night, and will be duly fooled for a day-and-a-half. But this will not keep you safe, girl. I need another thing,” said the Toad. He asked for her silver ring, and throwing it
to the ground, the girl complied. Now
the toad took out a single pomegranate seed and, squeezing it, out poured the
most radiant clouds of luminous light, cascading through the clearing and
mixing with the darkness to cast over the whole scene a stage of the dusty, dim
light of dawn.
“Now the creature will not rouse sight in any eyes, as he
will not see outside the light of day nor the dark of night, caught in
perpetual blindness.” Now the Toad asked
Amera to remove a lock of hair, which the girl reluctantly did. Out of the sack the Toad gave her a necklace
of the most vibrant green. It was
covered in a waxy shell and was rather heavy for the girl to lift up with her
into the cage. “Put it on, round your
neck,” instructed the Toad, and she did so.
“Now, my dear, I need you to remove your fine dress, if you please.”
“Filthy old frog!” the girl exclaimed, “you’ve come to take
advantage of a girl in her dire moment of need.”
The Toad calmed her down and assured her that this plan was
bound to succeed. She slowly disrobed,
unsure of the Toad’s intentions. She
dropped the dress down, and the Toad threw her up a comb. “Comb your hair ninety-nine times, and you
will be freed of your prison.” With that
the Toad leapt off into the fog of dawn, and finally bounded out of sight. The girl, now alone and filled with fear,
began to weep as she combed her hair.
And as her tears spilt she combed and as she combed her hair grew
shorter, her arms and legs bulged with new mass, and her supple bosom was
replaced with broad shoulder and a chiseled jaw. She was so blinded by her tears that she
hadn’t been able to notice, but as her combing reached an end, so too did her
tears dry up, and then, stopped entirely.
She looked at her new form, noticing the changes, she was at
first disgusted at what had been taken, letting out a scream of anger in her
fury. This sudden cry awakened the
Side-Eyes Mistfiend, who awoke with a horrid whine, then stood as if stunned
before slowly circling beneath the cage where it had trapped Amera. It was indeed blinded, for it groped madly at
the air in the hopes to catch the corner of the cage. Finally it had grabbed the cage and ripped it
down, entirely. It threw open the door
and reached-in a singly sinewy claw.
Blinded, it groped Amera’s body, suspicious of her low-toned screaming,
and when it felt that she had no breasts, it became enraged. The beast pounced upon the poor boy, opening
its mouth and gripping Amera’s neck like a vice. Suddenly the beast let out a whimper and then
a sigh, and fell limp at the boy’s feet.
It was foaming at the lips, and was the necklace Amera had been
wearing. He removed the warm and foaming
necklace carefully and set it beside the Mistfiend. He had remembered the smell. Hemlock.
The beast was breathing slow and heavy and the boy
approached. Suddenly the sixth eye that
never opened flew wide and an eye shimmering with the light of a thousand
mirrors stared to look directly at the boy.
“For the first time, I know you.” Came a deep, rumbling voice from
behind the forked teeth. “The person you
seek is in the brothel in Barem. This is
what I see, and all I can see.”
“Why tell me this, monster?” asked Amera.
“Because I was cursed by a hateful sorceress to live in this
form until the day I die. My release is
pain, but also pleasure.” And with that
the creature gurgled on last spurt of life, and sighed away its final breath.
The boy stood, now with new resolve to save his love. Hitna had hid in the fog, watching the girl
transform and the Mistfiend die, but when she had seen Amera become a man, she
instantly fell madly in love with this new form, for as Amera had been the most
amazing beauty found in a girl, so too was this beauty affirmed evenly as a
man. The old woman vowed she must be as
close as she can to this sculpted and stunningly handsome creature. So the sorceress, being very skilled at
assuming the guise of animals, and knowing that the young boy’s resolve would
drive him through any danger and at any distance, she resolved the boy’s heart
to another, and tempered her form into that of a regal stallion: a horse of the
purest white with a flowing mane and saddle trussed with the finest silks and
satins and laces, and conjured a fine robe of the most delicate cottons, gilded
with beads and jewels—all the things Hitna knew would appeal to the heart of a
young girl. Amera spotted the lone mare
and mounted it, sidesaddle, delighted in the dainty decorations and flattering
clothes and rode towards the town of Beram.
When the boy arrived, he headed straight for the
Brothel. When the guard who had been
working at the gate caught the sight of a man dressed in decedent attire and
riding a bejeweled white horse sidesaddle, he had remembered mention of a
prince making his way to town. So when
this man arrogantly demanded he be shown all the workers, the guard knew this
must be a prince.
Amera went in and demanded to see everyone working. He looked upon them all, but insisted none of
them were what he wanted.
“Well we do have a newer girl,” said the owner. She isn’t much to do with, though, she
refused to perform even the easiest of tasks asked of her.”
“Bring her to me,” demanded the boy.
Out came a girl with the most amazing eyes and hair of gold,
and an unnatural alabaster skin. The boy
stepped down from his horse, looked deep into the girl’s eyes and gave her a
kiss. She pulled away as her face turned
an impossible shade of bright red.
“My love, at last I’ve found you!” Exclaimed the boy, and the two embraced each
other in their arms.
“My love, my longing, at long last, I am saved! You who I have longed for since the moment we
met, pray, tell me, what is your name, my dearest?”
“Amera,” said the boy.
And yours?
“Madis,” said the girl.The two embraced for three full days before the two finally returned home to Gramen, to the delight of the townsfolk and especially their parents. Plans were quickly drawn up for the two houses to unite, and the town was blessed with the most amazing display of love and merriment seen in any wedding before or since. Even the cruel couple, the sorcerer Feral and the sorceress Hitna, looked upon their young love, born full bloom in the union of their lives, and declared that they were bested by the perfection of already-attained beauties. The old couple came to their union, and as a wedding gift, gave them all their incantations and spell books, gifting them with powers far beyond those possessed by others, to allow Madis and Amera many methods to enhance their lives, and so the couple tried very hard to live happily ever after.
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
The Wealth of Recylcing
So I've pondered the why of sequels, peering ever deeper in their murky depths, and have found that the only real conclusion to their unending proliferation and popularity stems from their ability to appeal to the instant-gratification crowd, knee-jerk reactions expected by audiences who understand the marketing, presentation and movie itself are there to cater to the largest base of people possible, namely by broadening the average movie to reach the average person. I began to try and apply this methodology to simply reproduce a proven system or method to various forms of entertainment. I found it is not only the cost effectiveness of reproducing or recreated already given concepts that drives companies and producers to inexorably rehash old ideas, but this almost cannibalistic nature of adding minor "newness" to already prolific forms has become not only an industrial norm, but a necessity.
Consider the telephone. I was remembering the good ol' days when I'd call up my friend Alexander Graham Bell. Seems he had a pretty good invention, and getting it patented was one of the most valuable ideas of all time. Nowadays we have an overabundance of need for situational and useless modifications such as speed-dial and call-forwarding, caller ID and voice-mail, conference options, etc. I just find it funny that we call modern phones "smart phones" as if Bell's idea was stupid. Now our phones are essentially pocket PCs, with all the esoteric bells and whistles. Perhaps I'm getting to off-topic. But the idea of patents existing is to receive credit for the invention of a new device, but now, in our over saturation of consumerism, it's become necessary for companies to rip each other off simply to survive. When Apple released the iPad it was mere months before most other mobile communication companies had their supplemental version; from the bevy of computer tablets after it, and even the PC stylus-operated pads that predated the iPad, the idea of building a slightly reworked alternative to another inventor's original seems to be a staple of almost all consumer products, various forms of entertainment, not withstanding.
We have reached the point where, at least technologically, we have so many facets and immeasurable depths of overly-complex language of hardware and syntax of software, that it's nigh-impossible to not entirely clone the work of another inventor and moderately modify it into whatever recycled newness we may muster.
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